A wise man once said, “if you cannot say something from the mouth, say it from your t-shirt” – that wise person is me. Jokes apart, wordy shirts are indeed a cool way to express yourself to the onlookers.
So if you are a geek and want to wear your geekiness with pride, take a look at this showcase of creative geek t-shirts that you can easily buy online. The t-shirts range from witty statements to 90’s fandom and even mathematical formulas. Just pick the one you like and buy it.
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Staying HOME because Netflix
A cool t-shirt for someone who’s a Netflix fan and likes to ‘Netflix and chill’ on the weekends.
US space force
Watch out invaders and crazy overlords because US space force is here. The T-shirt is made with 100 percent cotton and can be purchased in different colors and styles.
Mitochondria
Biology lovers would love to wear this shirt carrying the diagram of a cell that also comes with an array of colors and styles for both men and women.
What the frak
Want to impress your friend who’s a Galactica fan, try out this shirt that’ll make people say “dude, what the felgercarb?!”
“General relativity”
Geek is the new sexy. And to look “Physics-cally” sexy, you can put on this shirt and see how heads turn at you.
Unicorn nerd
A good-looking nerd is as rare as a unicorn. But if you combine both qualities you get a unicorn nerd. How cool is that?
Geek is the new sexy
Wear your geekiness with pride because hey, it’s a new world where good brains are more impressive than good looks.
Ice Cream is cheaper than therapy
Who doesn’t love ice cream! Especially when having buckets of ice cream in a stressful situation help you more than psychotherapy.
Geek cube
You can find a Rubik’s cube on every geek’s desk. Now you can have this symbol of geekiness on your shirt as well. Cool right?
Gym geek
What would you call someone who’s crazy about his gym routine? Yea, you guessed it, a gym geek.
“Burger geek”
Are you a food geek who loves to read, watch and learn about food? If yes, then this shirt will go superbly with you.
I’m a lot cooler on the Internet
Going to a gathering or public place with a bad hair day? Let this cool shirt talk in your defense.
Hipster Darwin
This shirt is for those who deem Charles Darwin as their inspiration and want to show it to the world.
Cardio Go
Pokemon Go had its fair share in popularity as one of the most famous mobile games. Though that time is gone, but it’s never too late to show that you’re still a part of its fandom.
Avoid negativity
A geek’s life is not simple and straightforward, that’s why if a geek wants to give out ‘avoid negativity’ message, he would do it with a mathematical formula on a cool t-shirt.
The souled store coder
Proclaim your love for coding with this simple yet stylish geeky t-shirt.
“Installing muscles, please wait”
Classically trained
No matter how many awesome games the tech world will produce, you cannot become a true gamer unless you’ve played a classic game.
Zero to eight
I wonder where eight has been working out, must be running that long division!
Low resolution
A witty t-shirt to wear not just near the new year, but the pun can work all year long.
Life’s too short to remove USB safely
Are you tired of reading those “Remove USB safely” message? You can voice your protest with the sassy t-shirt.
Talk Nerdy To Me
People turn on when you talk dirty with them. Geeks, on the other hand, love when you talk nerdy. Strange no?
Geek At Heart
Though it’s comical, but sometimes I really think that a geek’s heart is made of big microchip with circuits connecting to different parts of the body, just like what this shirt shows.
T-Shirt-Java Class
This is something only a JavaScript programmer would get and will love to wear. I think it’s cool to carry something that only a limited number of people can understand.
I like to party
A shirt made especially for a bookworm or reading nerd whose idea of party is a quiet room, a cup of tea and a good book.
Brofist Shirt
Some guys can live without a girlfriend but they can’t live without their bro. This t-shirt is just for them.
Geek Zombie
If the Apocalypse hits the earth and the world’s population turns into zombies, even then a geek zombie will be different than a normal zombie.
Geek
Geek boys are better lovers
You think geeks are not good with having a relationship as compared to other guys? Well, in a geek’s defense, they are better lovers.
Geek Life
There’s no difference between a geek’s life and a normal person’s life except that there are dungeons, dragons, and programming.
Geek Girl
A cool geek girl shirt with a nerdy female face and classic game monsters perfect for both males and females.
Sorry I’m Late
Going to a party late? You can wear this shirt that says out such a good excuse for you being late.
Will you be my player 2?
There is no better way for a geek to ask his/ her love to be their life partner than asking Will you be my player 2?”
Geek Monkey Yellow
A cute geek monkey shirt to wear on a nice sunny day.
Geek ON
A Spock hand gesture t-shirt for a geeky Star Treck fan out there. For those of you who don’t know, it means “live long and prosper”.
No, I Will Not Fix Your Computer
Knowing a lot about computers shouldn’t make you everybody’s little helper. Let this sassy shirt tell your friends and family how you really feel.
Star Wars: Solo Group Wars
Star Wars fandom never gets old. Here’s a shirt that shows L3-37, Lando, Han, Chewie, Qi’Ra, and Tobias Beckett all in a group.
Made in the Nineties
All the best stuff was made in the Nineties: Slap bracelets, Light-up sneakers, Beanie Babies, Inline skates, Pagers, Palm Pilots etc. But the best of the best things were the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.
Nerd Boss
A ray of light for the nerds when their boss is also a nerd. Let this shirt convey that you’re not suited booted kind of boss but a true nerd-at-heart boss.
It works on my machine T-Shirt
The most-heard phrase from your tech support guy or a programmer “It works on my machine”. Perfect as a gift for every programmer, IT guy, techie, or coder.
Geek T-Shirt
If the heavy set of glasses, the computer in your hands and books in your bag are not enough to show you’re a geek, you can try to give a full impact with this shirt.
Retro Floppy (Grunge) T-Shirt
To the 2000’s generation, this is the Save button, but only the 90’s kid knows the true meaning of a floppy disk and the memories associated with it.
Robot Crush
A cute little love story. R2D2 has a crush… on a garbage can.
Sleep not found T-Shirt
When you work too hard it becomes difficult to sleep. It looks cool on the t-shirt, but it isn’t so cool in real life.
USB I Am Your Father
Remember those days when all there was were 1.44mbs of space? Yea, this is a reminder, so count your blessings.
Nerd Teddy
Aww, a cute teddy bear, rather a nerdy bear that can melt anyone’s heart just by looking at it.
“Nerd Trooper”
If a stormtrooper was a nerd, that is how he would have looked like. Creativity indeed has no bounds.
Nerd Skull
An awesome shirt for a nerd to wear for the ‘Day of the dead’ festival.
HardCore Nerd
Give nerd-shaming a punch in the face. Tell the world that you’re a hardcore nerd and you love to show it off.
No one cares about your blog
Tell it like it is: No one cares about your blog. No one reads your blog. Enough about your blog already. Your blog is not special or interesting. Your blog is boring.
Gaming lifestyles
Drool marks and blood-shot eyes along with slowly decomposing junk food are hallmarks of a late night gaming session too good to stop, until you pass out that is.
DaVinci hax
If recently uncovered sketches prove to be authentic, that nefarious DaVinci guy may have been the unwitting inventor of our future doom!
RRod
If you’re not careful, your 360 may jettison you out an air-lock.
Extra lives
Don’t let anyone suck all the extra lives out of you.
Super geek
It’s Super Geek. Give this gift to the special geek in your life.
Your skill in reading
This one is for all the MMORPG freaks out there. Now you can share that rewarding experience with those around you as they read your shirt!
Spell dyslexia
This funny dyslexia shirt is perfect for that friend or family member always claiming to have dyslexia.
“So many memories, so little RAM”
Spoken like a true geek, here’s a shirt that shows your inner emotions in a geek’s language that you can never get enough RAM to store all the good memories of your life.
Stop following me
Here’s a shirt that looks at the theory of evolution with a different angle, a funnier perspective.
Find X
A shirt that solves the most common mathematical question in the most simple way that anyone ever thought of.
Invisibility
Your invisibility t-shirt will come as invisibility shirt currently deactivated. Remember, turn it on at your own risk!
I love colorblind
Don’t take it as an insensitive statement and try to look at the funny side of it. Afterall, a colorblind person will read it as “I love colorblind”.
You complete me
This shirt helps you show your softer side in the most nerdy way possible. With a galaga t-shirt!
The Hangover baby
If you love the Hangover movie, then you would surely like the part where they carry a small baby all through the film. Well, here is a t-shirt for that.
You rock my universe
Tell the one you love that they’re almost as important as you are.
Milky way
A twist at the Milky Way galaxy, this one is for space and astronomy fans out there.
